Showing posts with label Bruce Dickinson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bruce Dickinson. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 02, 2018

What Does This Button Do?: An Autobiography by Bruce Dickinson

(hb; 2017: autobiography)

From the inside flap

"A long-awaited memoir from the larger-than-life, multifaceted lead vocalist of Iron Maiden, one of the most successful, influential and enduring rock bands ever.

"Pioneers of Britain’s nascent Rock & Metal scene back in the late 1970s, Iron Maiden smashed its way to the top, thanks in no small part to the high-octane performances, operatic singing style, and stage presence of its second, but twice-longest-serving, lead singer, Bruce Dickinson. As Iron Maiden’s front man—first from 1981 to 1993, and then from 1999 to the present—Dickinson has been, and remains, a man of legend.

"But OTT front man is just one of the many hats Bruce wears. In addition to being one of the world’s most storied and well-respected singers and songwriters, he is an airline captain, aviation entrepreneur, motivational speaker, beer brewer, novelist, radio presenter, and film scriptwriter. He has also competed as a world-class level fencer. Often credited as a genuine polymath Bruce, in his own words (and handwritten script in the first instance!), sets forth many personal observations guaranteed to inspire curious souls and hard-core fans alike.

"Dickinson turns his unbridled creativity, passion, and anarchic humour to reveal some fascinating stories from his life, including his thirty years with Maiden, his solo career, his childhood within the eccentric British school system, his early bands, fatherhood and family, and his recent battle with cancer."


Review

Button is a light, fast, highlights-of-Dickinson’s-life read that focuses on the events, elements and people who shaped his life, his musical beginnings and career, and his other interests (flying airplanes, writing sex farce novels and fencing). If you are looking for details about his and others’ romantic relationships, dirt on other people, and other sleazy aspects of the rock ‘n’ roll world, you are likely to be disappointed. While there are mentions of sex and drugs (briefly mentioned, usually indulged by others) and profanity, from time to time, this is a relatively clean and respectful-of-others read that timelines Dickinson’s life thus far.

Button is a good offering for what it is, a fast-moving book that often feels like Dickinson is a tour guide focusing on the positive, not the salacious ─ a wise choice, considering how much it has allowed him to accomplish in his life.

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

The Missionary Position, by Bruce Dickinson


(pb; 1992: out of print sequel to The Adventures of Lord Iffy Boatrace)

From the back cover:

". . . Lord Iffy (a decaying and grotesque aristocrat with a taste for stilleto heels and at thirty-five still a virgin) rides again. Disguised as a clergyman, he travels to California accompanied by his faithful butler (he of the Pelvotron Sex Machine) and the partially chewed body of a deceased ancestor to meet the holy hit man Reverend Jimmy Reptile, the United States' most successful TV evangelist. There unfolds an epi-saga, which introduces such alluring characters as Sister Hyapatia Comebody, Mine's A Large One, Senator Standing Johns and Ballripper, and which climaxes in the hold of a medical waste disposal ship. . ."

Review:

Dickinson ups the hilarity, spectacle and raunch factor in this second Lord Iffy book. The frenetic pace, splattery and unpredictable situations and characters, and everything else in this worthwhile sequel reminded me of the laughter I experienced the first time I saw the 1963 film It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World - except Missionary is filthier, funnier, satiric and sillier.

No special interest groups or subjects escape skewering in Missionary - among them: cops, televangelists/religion, sexual habits, marriage/gender roles, hair metal bands, race/racism, etc.

As with Adventures, the first Lord Iffy novel, there's a blink-and-you-miss-it cavalcade of references in this imaginative sequel, including Zora Neale Hurston's novel Their Eyes Were Watching God and the Iron Maiden songs "Hooks In You" and "Holy Smoke" (Jimmy Reptile is a character in both this song and Missionary) - these songs appeared on the band's 1990 album, No Prayer For The Dying.

Exemplary and unrestrained in its savage debaucheries, Missionary is a looser, more plot and character expansive read than its predecessor - and, like Adventures, worth your time if you want to read a clever middle finger to "good taste."

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

The Adventures of Lord Iffy Boatrace, by Bruce Dickinson


(pb; 1990, 1992: prequel to The Missionary Position)

From the back cover:

"When the ancestral fortune dries up, there's only one solution for Lord Iffy Boatrace, destitute, transvestite Laird of Findidnann, and his faithful butler, Butler. A wheeze to squeeze every last drop of cash out of those old school chums who'd done everything they could to forget him. . .

"Come in Brian Taylor and your voluptuous, insatiable wife; yucky yuppy perfect couple Mark and Cynthia; bumbling beefcake bozo Roderick Morte D' Arthur Tennison!

"Upper class twits, the lot of them. Ripe for the picking. And drawn by the short and curlies to Findidnann Hall. . ."

Review:

This manic-paced, audaciously lusty and zany-literate sex romp is one of the funniest books I've ever read; there are so many off-color quotable lines that I was laughing at pretty much every page of this 150-page novel.

Politically correct folk will want to avoid this out of print book, which sports a Sir Arthur Conan Doyle/The Hound of the Baskervilles plot structure: Boatrace unabashedly and pithily skewers music critics, English aristocracy, feminists, racial stereotypes, vegetarianism, and other social elements.

While reading this, I imagined this as A Shot in the Dark-era Blake Edwards film (whose screenplay was co-authored by William Peter Blatty): this book is that erudite and uproarious.

Worth owning, if you appreciate raunchy, quick-witted and -plotted humor, and/or Dickinson's heavy metal endeavors.

Followed by The Missionary Position.